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| Friday, January 16th, 2009 | | 11:41 am |
BOO HOO!/ HEE HEE!
There are only four days left of CHENEY'S AWESOME REIGN. I am very, very sad and bereft as I have been in the last 41 days since Election Day. I have so many things to say and write about but I have been so forlorn that I have been unable to put my paws on the keyboard to express my grief that the GOP is going to be out of favor for some time to come. To cheer me, I have posted these amazing links about DICK that show just how WONDERFULLY and EXCEPTIONALLY E V I L he has been all these years. Even I, who follow his every move, did not quite know the full extents of his EVILDOING! It is quite impressive, if you can please listen to and read these segments. I am quite tickled at how clever and meticulous DICK is, even more than I could ever fathom! Cheney: A VP With Unprecedented Power http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=99422633&sc=emafCheneys View: No Apologies, No Pardons http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=99143654&sc=emafThe only other thing that has cheered me these last weeks has been that massive EVILDOER Rod Blagojevich, D, Illinois. Who knew a Democrat could be SO EVIL!!!!! I am so very curious about him!!! And he is so sinister and conceited. HEEHEHEE! Current Mood:  curiousCurrent Music: MARCHING BANDS | | Sunday, October 12th, 2008 | | 9:48 pm |
I am feeling Mavericky and all that.
Sigh. The Right Wing is not what it used to be. I am very sad these days. But I am also feeling very, very Mavericky, but you who know me know that I have long been that sort of little kitty. I have been very busy these last months doing many Important Things to help the GOP out and nothing seems to be working. I am very despondent. It is important to me to update about what I have been doing, my many long talks with MITT, my canvassing of VOTERS and my hanging up of many and wonderfully patriotic items all about the land. And my careful watching of all political ads on TV and articles in the newspaper I read over the shoulders of my family. But I know you know how busy I have been out and about discussing all things GOP! I do not care too much for S. Palin, she seems to be quite a wacko. I usually do enjoy wackos, but I do prefer wackos who have some creative thoughts of their own and perhaps are as clever as I. I am not pleased that I was briefly considered for VP and passed over. This is not something I will take lying down! That is for another time however. Because I love my Voters and I am so pleased that they are talking nonstop about voting! Voting is SO VERY NICE, you know, and in just 23 days we can voteVOTEvoteVOTE!!!! I notice many Democratic signs all about town and state, but I see many GOP signs, too. Just as long as we all vote, I am VERY PLEASED at the energy brought forth during this election cycle. What will we all talk about when this is all over on Election Day? Well, I for one will continue to lobby for the GOP, but the GOP of yore. Oh GOP of Yore, where have you gone? And ... I am thinking about many important things for the future. I heard today on NPR about a little kitty named Pierre who might like to run for President. Now, he seems to be very quiet but powerful, and I could use just such a nice politically savvy kitty to join me in my run some day. I have many things to say when I talk to the nation. Pierre reports that he is a pacifist and has made peace with the rodent americans, a voting bloc I had not previously considered, but I am pleased that he has made inroads there. I am sure I am a bridge among both feline americans and human americans, black americans and white americans. canine americans will take a bit of time, to be sure, but the raptor americans and other members of NYAH are on board to help. Pierre would make a very nice little Feline Vice President. I will be contacting him. Current Mood:  busyCurrent Music: Marching bands | | Friday, April 20th, 2007 | | 9:53 pm |
F. BEAN, ESQ. FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL!!!!!!
Friends, Are you right wing? Of course you are. :) I would like you to write me in as the NEW and IMPROVED Attorney General of the United States. I will list to you now my qualifications, in addition to the fact that I would be the first FELINE AMERICAN to serve in such capacity which should be reason enough to elect ME. I will list now JUST HOW GOOD MY MEMORY IS and how memorable I am as well: 1. I remember where Doody Box is even at the camp where I do not go often these days 2. I remember how to open cabinets and I would do VERY WELL SERVING IN A CABINET, may I add 3. I remember how to walk on THE BEAMS at the camp 4. I remember things that no longer exist at the camp, such as certain beams I used to sleep on 5. I remember to always get my claw caught in the carpeting at the camp 6. I remember to always retrieve EVIDENCE from any LURID or SALACIOUS activity 7. I remember how to open all slatted doors 8. I remember how to sit in all empty laundry baskets 9. I remember Bug Toy at all times no matter how long it has been hidden 10. I remember the laser pointer no matter how long it has been hidden 11. I remember disliking my carrier immensely 12. I remember my nearly fatal butt injury 13. I remember my encounter with the barrel cactus and continue to have antipathy towards said cacti 14. I remember to vote and canvass constituents 15. I remember how to powder and don my POWDERED WIG in order to draft important legislation at my little office in The Government 16. I remember how nice it is to sit on a washing machine while it runs 17. I remember how nice it is to sit on a dishwasher while it runs 18. I remember my dessication projects 19. I remember to always jump on my people while they are at rest at just the right spot to cause them great pain 20. I remember how many times to caterwaul in the car on long trips I remember many more things but I think this is more than enough evidence to show that I am certainly MOST QUALIFIED TO be Attorney General. Current Mood: busyCurrent Music: A. Specter yelling at A. Gonzales | | Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 | | 10:09 pm |
NEW RIGHT WING TUNE in a NEW RIGHT WING YEAR despite DEMOCRATS IN POWER
Please sing this phrase to the tune of "How do you solve a problem like Maria" from The Sound of Music! How do you solve a problem like Pelosi? How do you stop the world from being left wing? HMMMHMMMMMHMMMMMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (I am composing more lines and will add when I do) Current Mood:  bouncyCurrent Music: SILENCE! | | 10:06 pm |
GREEEEEEEEETINGS!
Thank you M. Skeen, for this VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!!!!!!! I like Jon Carroll VERY MUCH! :) http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/01/09/DDGRJN7H211.DTLSan Francisco Chronicle Jon Carroll Tuesday, January 9, 2007 Reader Lana Reeves of Somerville, MA, writes: "Regarding your columns as a whole, I'd appreciate more political and social commentary, and isn't it about time for a cat column? If your cats aren't doing anything column-worthy lately, maybe it's time for a new kitten?" Reader Reeves is right: I have avoided delving into the political opinions of my cats. I feel that such talk can be polarizing, and enough people dislike the cat columns already without additional hurled invective. But perhaps I have been in denial. Perhaps I have avoided facing reality. Thank you, Lana Reeves of Somerville, MA! Cats are Republicans; everyone knows that. They're not neocons; they disapprove of both deficit spending and the Iraq war. They're old-fashioned, limited-government, libertarian, tax-cutting Republicans. They got energized during the Goldwater campaign, which was disappointing, and then again during the Reagan years. After Reagan: doom and gloom for cats, with ideological idiots in control and ideological idiots in the opposition. So what did they do? They napped. They chased inanimate objects. They demanded more food. They were killing time, waiting for the pendulum to swing again. Meanwhile, they were batting at the pendulum. I try not to discuss politics with my cats; sometimes the conversation degenerates into hissing matches. I'm not that good a hisser, so the cats walk off thinking they have won. Of course, the cats always walk off thinking they have won, so nothing new there. They're geniuses at repurposing defeat as victory. If we put a cat in charge in Iraq, we'd be out of there in six months and everyone would be sure we'd won. Since we're never going to win, the sooner we start pretending we've won, the better off the world will be. The cats and I are of one mind on this matter. On the other hand, cats are adamantly opposed to social programs. They wonder why the money is not being spent on better things like, say, cats. They point out that they can find food and housing, even raise children, without a subsidy from the federal government. I point out that they are using a subsidy from me instead. They yell, "Private sector! Private sector! Gotcha!" So annoying. When they keep going on about high taxes, I say: "How are we supposed to keep the bridges and highways in repair? How are we supposed to pay for schools? What about emergency relief? What about environmental preservation?" The cats laugh. (It's not a pretty sight. You've seen what a cat looks like not laughing. Now imagine it laughing. See? Terrifying.) "So, Mr. Clean Air man, you want to help cut down on fossil fuel emissions? We have the solution for you: Let the bridges fall down. Let the roads become rutted paths again. People would cope and, meantime, much lower pollutant emissions. How come your beloved Sierra Club never thinks of that? Too busy driving their Beemers?" I point out that they are employing a vile stereotype. They quite like vile stereotypes. How about schools? "We don't go to school; why should we care?" This is a line of reasoning taken by many people when school bonds come up for a vote. "Besides, are the schools doing that good a job? Good money after bad, Kibble Boy." I reply that things can get better; we need to give them a chance. Cats, however, are born pessimists. "You think things are going to get better? Where have you been for the last 40 years?" So, what's your solution? "Homeschooling. Private sector again, nyah nyah." See how not fun this is. I point out that homeschooling would only result in more people believing that evolution is just zany speculation. "Great! You believe in Darwin, right? So let the stupid stay stupid and walk into holes. More room for the rest of us." What about environmental protection? "How's that been working out for you lately? Oh, never mind. Look, you talk about the national parks. When was the last time you took us to see Yosemite? When was the last time we saw anything but the back garden, which, we point out, is a triumph of private sector initiative? No, all we get is that stupid calendar. Oh joy, the Tetons. Something else we'll never see." So what's your solution? "Isn't it obvious? More cats, fewer people. We walk lightly on the land; we carefully bury our waste; we require neither paper products nor petroleum derivatives. Why don't you all blast off for the moon and leave Earth to us?" So I hide their food bowls in the refrigerator. Childish, I know, but I had to show them who's the boss. Who is the boss? I, for one, welcome our feline overlords. I am looking forward to candid and productive interspecies dialogue, followed by prowling. Came to the wrong town. I don't tolerate this sort of thing. It's hard on the peace, and it's hard on the furniture. Now, knowing a bit about Carter here, I'm going to let you go without paying for the damages, but go you will, and I mean jcarroll@sfchronicle.com. Current Mood: bouncyCurrent Music: SILENCE! | | Friday, November 10th, 2006 | | 10:40 am |
Mr. Bean and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week
I am so very despondent this week following the preposterous Election Day results and the departure of our revered Donald Rumsfeld. I am so very downcast. And DICK was overruled! He did not want Rumsfeld to go and no one would listen to him! This is OUTRAGEOUS! All I could do this week was turn myself away from television and radio and newspaper and sleep it all away, and hope it was just a bad kitty dream. Current Mood:  moroseCurrent Music: SILENCE | | Tuesday, November 7th, 2006 | | 10:28 am |
HEEHEEHEE
How do you like my new userpic!? IT IS OUR Least NICE Malefactor, DICK! I like that he is THE LEAST NICE, as I am the MOST NICE Malefactor, of course. :) Current Mood: bouncyCurrent Music: VOTING! | | Sunday, November 5th, 2006 | | 7:30 pm |
It's the Most Wonderful Time of The Year!
A-VOTING WE WILL GO! I am most Busy with Voting matters and cannot wait until my Favorite Day of The Year! Yes, ELECTION DAY is ALMOST HERE! DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE! I am pleased to see some municipalities in Maine and New Hampshire allow people to VOTE EARLY! I myself cannot WAIT to VOTE so I enjoy that this amenity is available. I was also Most Pleased to see these various humorous campaigning signs in Portland, Maine over the weekend - I wish I had put them up myself. They seem like something I would do, no? HEE HEE HEE!: Vote NO on YES! Vote YES on YES! VOTE MAYBE on YES! Current Mood: bouncyCurrent Music: ABC NEWS | | Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 | | 10:01 pm |
A RED LETTER DAY FOR DICK!!
This is quite possibly the most wonderful story I have EVER read about DICK! Please note in the article link the delightful budding young Republican child, Grace! I AM SO PLEASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/17/washington/17cheney.html?ex=1161748800&en=cde11234ebd1b2e3&ei=5070&emc=eta1The New York Times October 17, 2006 Cheney Feels the Love as He Hits the Heartland By MARK LEIBOVICH TOPEKA, Kan., Oct. 12 — Grace Mosier lives with her mom and dad, goes to birthday parties, takes ballet classes and is just like a lot of other 6-year-old girls. Except that she happens to be obsessed with Dick Cheney. “I really, really like him,” says Grace, who can tell you what state the vice president was born in (Nebraska), where he went to grade school (College View, in Lincoln) and the names of his dogs (Dave and Jackson). She gets her fix of Cheney fun-facts by visiting the White House Web site for children. It says there that his favorite teacher was Miss Duffield and that he used to run a company called Halliburton. So when Mr. Cheney came to town Thursday, Grace was at Forbes Field, holding a little American flag and a sign that said, “Welcome, Mr. Vice President, pet Dave and Jackson for me.” She watched him get off Air Force Two, step into a car and speed off to a fund-raiser. “Like a rock star coming to town,” says Dene Mosier, Grace’s mother. And while Mr. Cheney might be an unusual object for a 6-year-old’s fixation, it is probably less unusual here, in the heart of Cheney Country. The terrain consists of hotel ballrooms, military bases and private homes deep in the reddest of red states like Kansas (where President Bush and Mr. Cheney won by 25 percentage points in 2004). As a rule, people still love Mr. Bush in Cheney Country, at least relative to some locales. But the president cannot be everywhere, so Mr. Cheney comes instead, exposing as he goes the durability and devotion of his party’s base. He is dispatched around the country — to Topeka last week, to Casper, Wyo., the week before, and to Wyoming, Mich., the week before that — to preside over events largely ignored by the national news media but covered big-time by the local press. He raises a lot of cash for the Republican Party and its candidates — more than $40 million at 114 events since January 2005, many of them in off-Broadway political settings like Topeka. And he reaps a full helping of love. “How about a big Kansas welcome for Vice President Dick Cheney?” Representative Jim Ryun, a five-term Republican, says at a lunchtime fund-raiser on Thursday. And a big Kansas welcome he gets: cheers, sustained applause, even some war whoops — yes, war whoops. Loving ones. “Well, that warm welcome is almost enough to make me want to run for office again,” the vice president responds. “Almost.” Mr. Cheney’s favorability ratings might be in an underground bunker, somewhere beneath the president’s (at 20 percent in the most recent New York Times poll). Critics deride him as a Prince of Darkness whose occasional odd episodes — swearing at a United States senator, shooting a friend in a hunting accident and then barely acknowledging it publicly — suggest a striking indifference to how he is perceived. Even admirers who laud his intellect and steadiness rarely mention anything about his electrifying rooms or people. But then there are people like these, at the Capitol Plaza Hotel Manor Conference Center in Topeka. “It’s just such a big thrill to see and hear this man,” says Marvin Smith, a farmer and former teacher. Mr. Smith says most people he knows feel the same way, “except for a few of those peacemakers.” He means protesters, a smattering of whom are picketing down the street. “We love him here,” Susan Wagle, a state senator, says of Mr. Cheney. After a sustained and rollicking ovation that inspires a rare smile with both sides of his mouth, Mr. Cheney starts into a variant of the same talk he has delivered literally hundreds of times. He tells how the first vice president, John Adams, enjoyed Senate floor privileges until they were revoked. (Mr. Cheney has told this story at least 48 times in official remarks since 2001, according to the White House’s Web site.) He skips the bit about how he had been the lone congressman from Wyoming — “It was a small delegation, but it was quality,” which he has told at least 67 times as vice president. He offers his standard homage to tax cuts, a warning about how terrorists are still trying desperately “to cause mass death here in the United States” and a derisive cataloging of the various “Dean Democrats,” congressmen including Charles B. Rangel of New York, Henry A. Waxman of California and Barney Frank of Massachusetts, whose influence would grow if the apocalypse came and Democrats took over Congress. The crowd boos. “Don’t hold back,” Mr. Cheney urges. The crowd laughs. The lights over Mr. Cheney’s head keep getting dimmer and then brighter, the kind of inexplicable distraction that can get an advance person fired but that also adds sizzle to the floor show. (There were no audible requests for Mr. Cheney to crowd-surf, shed his tie or perform “Free Bird.”) None of the Cheneyphiles here are mentioning Mark Foley, the former Republican congressman at the center of the House page scandal, or the precarious hold Republicans might have on Congress or, for the most part, the problems in Iraq. Nor is anyone mentioning Mr. Cheney’s unpopularity in the polls, except in terms of all the unfair attacks from Democrats and the “liberal media.” “They throw so much trash at him, it’s just unbelievable,” says Morris Thomason, a rancher who lives in Belvidere, Kan., but who grew up in Casper, Wyo., Cheney’s boyhood home. He spent his formative years with Dick Cheney himself. Young Dick even came to his 13th birthday party, Mr. Thomason recalls, and gave him a bunch of stamps and a book. They water-skied together in an irrigation canal near Casper. He has not spoken to Mr. Cheney since the latter was secretary of defense in the first Bush administration, or, Mr. Thomason says, maybe it was when he was chief of staff under President Gerald R. Ford. He will not be seeing him today, either, at least up close, because that would require a $1,000 contribution for the photo op, and Mr. Thomason’s $100 ticket is only for the speech. Mr. Cheney starts his 20-minute talk early and then is off to tour a barge factory in New Orleans and to speak at another fund-raiser. “There was a peacefulness and a truthfulness to this man that really caught my heart,” says the congressman’s wife, Anne Ryun, who is clutching a Bush-Cheney placard from the 2000 campaign that the vice president has just autographed. Ms. Ryun had spoken briefly to Mr. Cheney and says she had told him she was praying for him. She adds that his wife, Lynne, “is the most gracious, intelligent woman I’ve ever known of,” and that she wants to model her life after her. Recounting this, Ms. Ryun’s voice goes soft, and her eyes become a little glassy. While Mr. Cheney spoke, 6-year-old Grace stayed behind at the airport and scored a private tour of Air Force Two. The Secret Service agents were impressed with her Cheney knowledge and admitted that it exceeded their own. She got her picture in the paper, made the local newscasts and became quite a sensation in her own right on the day Dick Cheney came to town, and it was a big deal. Current Mood: busyCurrent Music: SILENCE | | Thursday, October 5th, 2006 | | 10:15 pm |
OUTRAGE! But ... I am pleased! :)
While I am VERY perturbed at the state of the GOP today, given all that is going on with the MOST LURID MAN Mark Foley, i am actually secretly PLEASED that all my favorite BZZZZZZZZ words have been trotted out for regular usage. LURID SALACIOUS TAWDRY LEWD PRURIENT SORDID et al. I AM VERY PLEASED. Mark Foley is an "e-creep." HEEHEEHEE. Take a look at various snippets from current news articles and blogs, et al: "... tawdry mess." "... address the tawdry situation ..." "... knowledge of his tawdry actions ..." "... Hastert's cover-up was in tune with the tawdry scandals ..." "... such tawdry behavior ..." "... Following the unveiling of Mr. Foley's rather tawdry unrequited affairs ... " " ... Mark Foley's tawdry and pathetic harassment of adolescents about a year ago, they merely told him to stop contacting his current crush ..." " ... The tawdry turn of events set off finger-pointing ... " "... messages are, in fact, so tawdry that they cannot be repeated here ..." " ... They're very salacious. ... " "... don't want their congressmen out there continuing to fan the flames of this salacious thing ..." " ... after he was warned about Foley's salacious computer messages ... " " ... when he learned of the salacious communication ..." " ... Foley, a Florida Republican, recently resigned his seat in Congress after being accused of sending salacious Internet messages to teenage boys ..." " ... Asked when he first learned of the salacious instant messages exchanged between former Rep. Mark Foley and teenaged pages, Hastert replied "last Friday. ..." " ... Mark Foley's salacious chats with teenage pages emerged along with e-mails last week ..." " ... they looked the other way while former Florida congressman Mark Foley stalked teenaged pages and sent them lewd electronic messages. ... " " ... Foley and the teen are ratcheting up the lewd talk ..." " ... a full record of his lewd online chatter ..." " ... Internet exploitation is reincarnated as every parent’s nightmare: the lewd older man ..." " ... neither of those things, rather, they are a positive choice for parents and their children to enjoy non-lewd recreation time ... " " ... Imagine, Foley, star in the Republican Party, caught up in allegations this lewd, this creepy ... " " ... It wasn’t lewd, lascivious or perverted ..." "... says Hastert didn't know anything about the lurid "instant messages" Congressman Mark Foley sent ..." "... drinking problem made him send lurid e-mails ..." "... Nor is it just the lurid details of Mr Foley's case ..." " ... check the timing of some of those lurid notes, like the "I'd drive a few miles for a stud like you" man-o-gram. If true, it means that Foley may have voted on some deadly serious issues, including whether to go to war in Iraq, while snockered ..." " ... which everyone but a few hermits living in caves deep below the earth have heard by now, are astonishingly lurid. ..." "... he sordid mess that is Mark Foley's life continues to unravel. House Republicans now want to know ..." " ... are just as disgusted as straight America is about this whole sordid affair ... " " ... completely sorted out all the details, which range from sordid to comedic ... " " ... with an underage male page and three years later his sordid prose was ..." " ... that compelled his sordid Internet transgressions. ..." " ... actually not interested in the sordid aspects ..." " ... ... is just the tip of a pretty sordid iceberg ..." "... A good start would be to stop feeding our own prurient fascination with ... " "... this one has all the prurient details ... " " ...the same range of prurient behavior ..." " ...Mark Foley sent prurient electronic messages ..." I also am thinking about developing my own IM program in which there are special BZZZZZZZZZZZT sound effects. :) I would find that most soothing. :) Current Mood: busyCurrent Music: SILENCE | | Tuesday, September 12th, 2006 | | 10:16 am |
It Is A Great Day To Get Out And Vote!
Today is the New Hampshire Primary and I hope to join Allegra in visiting with VOTERS and CANDIDATES today, particularly YOUTHFUL CANDIDATES! As you know, however, EVERY DAY is a Great Day to get out and VOTE! Yes, I am back on the campaign trail and busy as ever! I took ill a few weeks ago but with the help of Allegra and Steve I am back on my feet and canvassing our fine region and discussing VARIOUS VOTING CONCERNS, et al! I also took part in BALLOTING at the New Hampshire Press Awards dinner last week, which sorely needed my assistance, as it was quite DISORGANIZED and in danger of needing a recount! Have you heard that DICK is the most unpopular politician? However, and of course you know this: I AM THE NICEST! Hee Hee, so Dick is BAD COP and I am GOOD COP! :) I am pleased that we span the spectrum of GOOD AND EVIL! :) Current Mood: busyCurrent Music: MARCHING BANDS | | Friday, July 14th, 2006 | | 10:39 pm |
ENTIRELY WITHOUT MERIT!
Former CIA Officer Plame Sues DICK Cheney Valerie Plame and her husband, Joseph Wilson, have filed a civil lawsuit against Vice President Dick Cheney, and a handful of other top-level administration officials. They claim that Cheney endangered their lives and violated their privacy when he allegedly exposed Plame as a CIA operative. I am outraged. This case is entirely without merit! We will SQUASH HER! Did I mention I have been named to the DICK legal team? Current Mood:  infuriatedCurrent Music: SILENCE! | | Monday, July 3rd, 2006 | | 11:20 pm |
so-called disapproving rabbits
answering the mail ... From Thidwick: Look at what I found today! CLEARLY these bunnies are stealth members of the NYAH NETWORK! I would like to know whether F. Bean APPROVES or DISAPPROVES of their website! http://www.birdchick.com/adventures/rabbit/I approve of these rabbits. They are suitably serious and no-nonsense and i would be happy to have them join NYAH NETWORK should they desire. they have the wherewithall and can certainly infiltrate appropriately to do the important work NYAH does. Current Mood:  excitedCurrent Music: SOUZA MARCHES | | 11:09 pm |
HAPPY DAY!
Felicitous Salutations for our Great Nation! This is a MOST AUSPICIOUS DAY! by the way, my FULL NYAH NETWORK Maine Report is complete. I will be posting it here tomorrow. HA HA HA Current Mood: excitedCurrent Music: SOUZA MARCHES | | Monday, April 10th, 2006 | | 9:40 pm |
Very Nice, Indeed
Please take note of some of my new u$erpic$. I am quite pleased. Note how full my WARCHE$T!!! I shall return shortly with UPDATE$! | | Monday, February 13th, 2006 | | 3:00 pm |
DOMESTIC EAVESDROPPING IN THE NEWS!
I am so PLEASED that I had so much foresight into the realm of domestic eavesdropping. As you know, i have been eavesdropping for MANY YEARS with NYAH NETWORK and the unwilling help of my sister Farta. And as you know I have been a pioneer in this field. I have perfected the act of domestic eavesdropping by simply being JUST A LITTLE KITTY doing LITTLE KITTY THINGS. And Farta, being multicolored and people-friendly is able to be wired up with recording devices so that she may record any LURID CONVERSATION or ACTIVITY. I am pleased that the Government has caught on to my methods. HOO HOO HOO! HA HA HA! HEE HEE HEE! | | 2:46 pm |
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Answering the Mail - CHENEY BAGS A LAWYER
From Michelle, who wrote today, most concerned about me: "When I heard Dick Cheney shot his best friend, I was afraid they were talking about Mr. Bean. Thank goodness it was an old man, and not a harmless little kitty. I hope Mr. Bean is sitting on his war chest thanking his lucky stars he didn’t go quail hunting. Please send him my best wishes. J Dear Mrs. Greenberg, I am pleased that you have written to me. I feel it is only right (WING) that Dick carry and use firearms. We are in dangerous times and so this is my official response to the situation: Dick became Over-Vigilant while Enforcing Law and Order with Various Fowl. Current Mood: busyCurrent Music: NPR - LEFT WING NEWS RADIO | | Tuesday, September 20th, 2005 | | 11:40 pm |
NEW OPPOSITES!
I have garnered new OPPOSITES as a result of current news reports! ARRIVE ..... DEPART EVACUATE ..... RETURN LEAD ..... FOLLOW ON THE SAME PAGE ..... DISAGREE Current Mood: busyCurrent Music: SILENCE and air conditioning sounds | | Tuesday, September 6th, 2005 | | 9:31 pm |
HA!
HA! I am back from my busy time. I am on one hand sad at the untimely death of Chief Justice Renhquist but I am pleased at the renewed opportunity to be seated on the bench. I will motor down for his funeral. Did you hear that DICK will be in New Orleans? I am so PLEASED that he will be out and about. However, I am conflicted because MITT is suing the government to keep open Otis Air Force Base and that means he is suing DICK! But I so admire MITT. What to do? Current Mood: busyCurrent Music: SILENCE |
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